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Playing on anxieties about national security, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has released today a “red phone moment” advertisement that suggests she would be better able to respond to a crisis than Senator Barack Obama. Read more about this campaign and Obama's response to it here.

thursday: 1 cup fried rice, pansit canton+egg, 3 slices of bread+coffee friday: 1 slice of bread+coffee, 2 donuts, noodles+egg saturday: 1 chocowacko+coffee, pansit canton+egg My stomach feels smaller now. Could hardly finish my donut, i think im gonna b sick... ill go buy some peanuts/a guava/unripe mangoes

March 1st, 2008 Posted in Personal | No Comments » I received this beaut of an email. I’ve censored out the emails as I actually do vaguely recall the name of this person so it’s possible they are someone I have dealt with before and don’t feel it fitting to post their address. Anyway, heres the wonderful pyramid scheme. This email is going round Paypal and eBay users and it seems to be working. Please do not delete this before reading in full, it is not a scam and is not junk mail. Yes, li

A person who comes into the office in place of another to take up space, drink free coffee and eat free donuts, and do your shit work for you; where can I get one… oh wait I am one. {extended}

“…for instance, I’ve never…” Posted by Tengrain February 29th, 2008 REUTERS/Jessica Rinald “…had sex with ol’ Hutchison, here. Bark! Bark! Bark! AAAAAAaaaaeeeeooow!” Posted in 2008 Goat Rodeo, snark | No Comments »

Response to Farrakhan? Find a preacher. February 29, 2008 Category: Global Tags: 2008 Presidential Election, John Hagee, Louis Farrakhan, McCain, Obama By: wdporter This is funny… John McCain is refusing to renounce the endorsement of a prominent Texas televangelist who Democrats say peddles anti-Catholic and other intolerant speech.Instead, the Republican presidential candidate issued a statement Friday afternoon saying he had unspecified disagreements with the San Antonio megachurch le

Dennis Archer Flint, Michigan -- In two years he could be focused on his gubernatorial campaign, but on the last day of Black History Month former Detroit mayor Dennis Archer devoted his attention to extolling the every day achievements of African-Americans....

“I don’t perspire…” Posted by Tengrain February 29th, 2008 REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi “…I glow with the inner radiance of Rainbows and Care Bears, with just a tiny-eenie-weenie pinch of Unicorn!” Posted in 2008 Goat Rodeo, snark | No Comments »

by Daniel Pipes* This month, Denmark’s police foiled a terrorist plot to murder Kurt Westergaard, the cartoonist who drew the strongest of the Muhammad pictures, prompting most of the country’s newspapers to reprint his cartoon as an act of solidarity and a signal to Islamists that their threats and violence will not succeed. This cartoon of Muhammad by Kurt Westergaard, published on September 30, 2005, along with eleven others, garnered the most attention and anger. This incident

Here’s how some extremist wingnut bloggers intend to wage their war during the presidential campaign: First, try to scare the ignorant and the stupid not only by using Obama’s middle name, but also by omitting his last name altogether. Then, after a brief digression into the liberal danger of your choice, proceed to compare him to the “charismatic” trifecta of Adolf Hitler, Ayatollah Khomeini, and Jim Jones.